the hebrew hammer film

including love interest and daughter of the Chief of the Jewish Justice League Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal and the Kwanzaa Liberation Front's leader Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim. His snappy dress (a cross between that of a pimp and. Melvin Van Peebles in a cameo as sweetback ". The scene then changes to the present with Mordechai as the Hebrew Hammer, a certified circumcised dick who has dedicated his life to defending Jews.

the hebrew hammer film

Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim : Who brings in that naaaasty-aaaass Jheri curl? Nope, it's about being Jewish. As he lies down on the sidewalk in front of a store saying "Jews Welcome (for about 5 minutes and spins his dreidel to cheer himself up, Santa Claus walks by and crushes the toy under his foot, then gives Mordechai the finger. See more » Crazy Credits Uncle Bernie, Aunt Shelly and all the Long Island Kesselmans - Thanks for letting us eat by you on Shabbat See more » Alternate Versions When the Hebrew Hammer enters the Duke's Nazi bar, he walks over to the Jukebox. Trivia The Hebrew Hammer was also the nickname of baseball legend Hank Greenberg of the Detroit Tigers. This Santa is murdered and replaced by his son, Damian, who seeks to destroy Hanukkah and Kwanzaa thus reserving December for Christmas alone.

When Santa Claus's evil son Damian is pushed over the edge by his father's liberal policies, he does away with the Christian patriarch. Subsequently stepping into his father's role. The Hebrew Hammer is a 2003 "Jewsploitation' comedy, written and directed by Jonathan Kesselman.